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Written by Press staff report   
Monday, 25 August 2008

Tracy police responded to 354 calls for service Sunday and Saturday. The following is a sample of those reports:

Sunday:
12:05 a.m.: Police arrested 30-year-old man on suspicion of drunken driving at Burger King, 3220 N. Tracy Blvd.

1:07 a.m.: A caller asked police to take fingerprints after someone broke into the caller’s car at the Park and Ride, 2650 Naglee Road.

1:32 a.m.: Police detained a man after a woman reported that a man who was very drunk bit her husband and tried to punch her friend in an alley near the 300 block of East Seventh Street.

3:40 a.m.: Someone from a tow truck company called police after the tow-truck driver showed up at Byron and Grant Line roads but couldn’t wake up the driver of the car that was going to be towed.

4:08 a.m.: A caller reported that he went outside and saw someone rummaging through his truck on the 1800 block of Bayonne Court. The suspect took off in a green Toyota RAV4.

4:54 a.m.: One person was trapped and a driver had a seizure after a three-truck accident at Leprino Foods, 2401 N. MacArthur Drive. Only minor injuries were reported.

5:22 a.m.: Police discovered that a bird that flew inside the Jacobson Warehouse at 2300 Chabot Court was setting off the alarm.

8:09 a.m.: Police received five calls about a dead dog that was lying in the street near MacArthur and Yosemite drives.

9:36 a.m.: A caller discovered someone broke into a vacant home on the 100 block of East Ninth Street and was living there. The person living there turned out to be the caller’s sister, and the caller declined to prosecute.

10:21 a.m.: A caller reported finding firefighting equipment in a creek bed near Central Avenue and Silkwood Lane. The equipment was returned to its owner.

11:49 a.m.: A caller on the 1400 block of Vintage Court reported someone was forging the caller’s checks.

1:45 p.m.: A caller reported that a soccer player hit the caller in the face at Placencia Fields, 2200 Krohn Road. The caller was a referee.

2:10 p.m.: A woman reported that her uncle shot at her ex-boyfriend on the 100 block of West Valpico Road, then took off in a green van. Police couldn’t find the van but issued a bulletin for other agencies in San Joaquin County and the Bay Area to keep an eye out for it.

3:27 a.m.: A caller on the 400 block of Gonzalez Street reported that a dog bit the caller’s son, leaving two bite marks and breaking the skin.

3:40 p.m.: A caller on the 3200 block of Buthmann Avenue reported two young guys in a vacant house banging stuff around. They told the caller they were looking for a place to live, and police issued a citation to one of them.

3:43 p.m.: A caller from the 3400 block of Crowley Court reported a burglary.

3:52 p.m.: A caller from the Texas Roadhouse, 2422 Naglee Road, reported a burglary.

3:53 p.m.: A caller from the 500 block of Rockingham Way reported someone broke into the caller’s car and stole stereo equipment during the night.

5:29 p.m.: A woman was arrested on an outstanding warrant from Santa Clara County after a caller reported a 21-year-old was beating up the caller.

5:34 p.m.: A caller reported a boy spraying painting a lamppost at Elissagaray Drive and Valpico Road. Police found no graffiti.

7:19 p.m.: A caller reported that her ex-boyfriend stole her cell hone a month ago from the am/pm, 3425 N. Tracy Blvd.

6:41 p.m.: A caller reported a white Mazda Miata spinning doughnuts in the intersection at Tennis Lane and Hickory Avenue.

6:51 p.m.: A caller reported someone broke into the caller’s vehicle and stole tools at the In-Shape Health Club, 101 N. Tracy Blvd.

7:11 p.m.: A caller reported someone in a black car shot at someone in a red car as they passed each other near Grant Line Road and Tracy Boulevard.

8:11 p.m.: Police arrested a man on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs after a caller complained the he had been circling the parking lot Extended Stay America, 2526 Pavilion Pkwy, for three hours, giving customers dirty looks. He was booked into San Joaquin County Jail in French Camp.

8:26 p.m.: A man reported that while he was putting gas in his truck at am/pm, 2430 Joe Pombo Pkwy, his ex-girlfriend, who had been following him, jumped in his truck and refused to leave. He canceled the call after she took off.

8:31 p.m.: Police arrested a man after a caller reported the man got into argument with her grandmother and was seen by a neighbor trying to break into the woman’s apartment at the Village Apartments, 655 School St.

9:44 p.m.: A caller reported someone was trespassing at a vacant home after the caller noticed the home’s side gate was open and candles were burning inside the house.

9:50 p.m.: A man on the 100 block of East Seventh Street reported that his girlfriend slapped his glasses off him. He said she refused to give him his glasses or his bike back.

10:24 p.m.: A caller reported that the boyfriend of the caller’s sister threatened to beat up the sister and vandalize her car on the 1400 block of Teakwood Way.

10:25 p.m.: A man on the 1800 block of Thicket Lane reported that his 14-year-old daughter went boating with her friend and her friend’s parents, but that the parents got really drunk and couldn’t care for the man’s daughter. He said he left a message on the parents’ answering machine, telling them what they did was wrong. But the father called and threatened the caller.

10:50 p.m.: Police cited a man on the 1400 block of Teakwood Way after a woman reported that her ex-husband kicked her car and dented it.

Saturday:
1:37 a.m.: A caller from Rusty’s at 320 W. Grant Line Road reported “a lot” of people inside were in a fight.

2:17 a.m.: Police arrested a man who was allegedly very drunk at Arby’s Road Beef, 745 W. Grant Line Road, on suspicion of drunken driving and for an outstanding warrant. He was booked into county jail.

3:39 a.m.: A caller from the Paradise Apartments at 1441 Parker Ave. reported that several people were drunk at a party and the caller was afraid they were going to fall off a catwalk.

4:15 a.m.: A caller from Quik Stop, 1153 Lincoln Blvd., reported a man stole beer.

4:34 a.m.: Police arrested a man after a woman reported a spouse beating on the 200 block of East Grant Line Road.

4:56 p.m.: Two men ran out on a $50 bill at Denny’s. 3718 N. Tracy Blvd.

7:26 p.m.: A woman on the 700 block of Forecast Lane reported that a large dog got inside her home and started to bark at her after she left a sliding glass door open. She said her daughter was stuck inside her bedroom before the dog’s owner showed up and took it home.

10:17 a.m.: A woman reported that someone broke into her husband’s car, tried to get inside her son’s car and apparently burglarized her neighbor’s car on the 2900 block of Loreto Court.

11:32 a.m.: A caller reported two men were fighting on the 300 block of East 22nd Street. The caller said one was on drugs and the other didn’t fight back.

11:42 a.m.: A caller from the 600 block of Longfellow Court reported two kids refused to get out the back yard of a vacant home with a swimming pool after her husband told them to leave.

11:46 a.m.: A man reported someone in the last 15 minutes broke into his truck and stole an iPod and GPS device on the 500 block of Buena Tierra Drive.

12:35 p.m.: A caller reported finding an ATM card at the Farmer’s Market at Central Avenue and 10th Street. The company that owned the card required it be destroyed, police said.

1 p.m.: A man from the 600 block of Alden Glen Drive reported that his “ex” scratched his car, then came to his window and told him she’d do it again unless he came outside.

1:58 p.m.: A caller reported someone broke into the caller’s aunt’s car while the aunt was visiting the caller on the 1000 block of Tarrogana Drive.

2:31 p.m.: A caller 4600 block of Whirlaway Lane reported someone broke into the caller’s brother’s car while the brother was out of town. The caller said a handprint was inside the car and on a window.
2:49 p.m.: Someone walked into the police station at to report that his stepbrother is harassing him on the 1900 block of Notre Dame Court.

5:03 p.m.: A caller reported five or six kids smoking marijuana between the playground and the tennis courts at Robert Kellogg Park, 2224 Mount Pellier Street.

5:06 p.m.: A caller reported someone burglarized the caller’s work truck on the 1300 block of Suellen Drive.

5:53 p.m.: A caller reported a group of kids smoking pot near Blockbuster Video, 865 S. Tracy Blvd.

6:09 p.m.: A caller reported a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old girl with backpacks  stole goods from the Dollar Tree, 2691 N. Tracy Blvd.

7:25 p.m.: A caller from the 1400 block of Vintage Court reported that someone forged the caller’s checks.

8:49 p.m.: A caller reported a neighbor’s young child broke a window and the kid’s parents agreed to pay for the damage at the Chesapeake Bay Apartments, 2941 W. Lowell Ave.

8:54 p.m.: A woman reported a burglary on the 1700 block of Foxtail Drive, and apparently the woman’s fiancé walked through the house with a handgun to make sure no one was still inside. Police told the fiancé to leave the gun on a table and put the bullets by the door so he’s unarmed when they arrived. Police surmised the woman might have interrupted the suspects when she arrived home.

9:06 p.m.: A caller reported a group of people who were “looking for trouble” tried to get inside the Tracy Community Center, 950 East St. They “scattered” when police were called.

9:17 p.m.: A caller from Coventry Drive and Marie Avenue reported kids hanging out of car windows as they raced up and down the street. The dispatcher noted the caller was irate “because the Tracy PD doesn’t do anything.”

9:31 p.m.: A caller reported that six kids who “live at the end of Jonathan Place” were at Emhoff Park, 1407 Jonathan Pl., smoking pot.

10:20 p.m.: An alleged shoplifter was taken into custody at Save Mart, 1950 W. 11th St.

10:29 p.m.: A caller reported that his 17-year-old nephew broke into the caller’s house on the 300 block of East Lowell Avenue. The man said the nephew, who can’t read or write, broke down his door last Saturday when he busted into the house to take cigarette butts, and the caller wants police to talk to him.

10:38 p.m.: A caller from Sutter Tracy Community Hospital, 1420 N. Tracy Blvd., reported hearing three “loud noises,” possibly gunfire, from somewhere near the hospital. The caller said she could see “flashes” from her bedroom window, and police got similar calls from people near Holly Drive and Lowell Avenue but were unable to locate where the sounds came from.

10:50 p.m.: A caller reported someone behind the wheel of a red Honda was “swerving all over the road” and crossing double yellow lines near Corral Hollow and Linne roads, but police could not find the car.

10:55 p.m.: An off-duty Hayward police officer reported hearing two gunshots in the area near the 2200 block of Lighthouse Circle. The caller said a neighbor heard three gunshots and saw someone drive off in a Honda. Police could not find the car.

11:09 p.m.: A man called police after his 13- and 14-year-old kids reported seeing a man with a handgun in his waistband at Alden Park, 500 Sequoia Blvd. The caller and his friend watched the man, who sat down on a bench near the playground. Police talked to him and found no gun.

•This column includes a sampling of items as reported in the Tracy Police Department dispatcher’s daily log. Additional information is based on reports from officers and other law enforcement agencies. To report information about a crime: Crime Stoppers, 831-6847. For more police log items, visit www.tracypress.com.

 

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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
3:40 a.m.: Someone from a tow truck company called police after the tow-truck driver showed up to tow a car at Byron and Grant Line roads but couldn’t wake up the driver of the car that was going to be towed.

WOW Does the TP get paid from the tow company for repeating the word tow
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written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
Wow Nicki, looks like you towed dem. smilies/wink.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"10:55 p.m.: An off-duty Hayward police officer reported hearing two gunshots in the area near the 2200 block of Lighthouse Circle. The caller said a neighbor heard three gunshots and saw someone drive off in a Honda. Police could not find the car."

But did they find any damage or empty casings?
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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
1:45 p.m.: A caller reported that a soccer player hit the caller in the face at Placencia Fields, 2200 Krohn Road. The caller was a referee.

OMG No way did this soccer referee call the cops because he was hit in the face with a soccer ball.
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written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"10:29 p.m.: A caller reported that his 17-year-old nephew broke into the caller’s house on the 300 block of East Lowell Avenue. The man said the nephew, who can’t read or write, broke down his door last Saturday when he busted into the house to take cigarette butts, and the caller wants police to talk to him."

Hey Concerned Parents,

Could this be the guy sitting in-front-of the Great Plate with a jar of mustard?


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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
7:19 p.m.: A caller reported that her ex-boyfriend stole her cell hone a month ago from the am/pm, 3425 N. Tracy Blvd.

Real story. Girl ran up phone bill calling exboyfriend to take her back now she wants him to pay her huge cell phone bill
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written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"4:56 p.m.: Two men ran out on a $50 bill at Denny’s. 3718 N. Tracy Blvd."

That must have been a pretty large $50 bill that those guys ran on. Wonder if it was like a welcome mat?


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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
9:44 p.m.: A caller reported someone was trespassing at a vacant home after the caller noticed the home’s side gate was open and candles were burning inside the house.

How romantic
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written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"5:22 a.m.: Police discovered that a bird that flew inside the Jacobson Warehouse at 2300 Chabot Court was setting off the alarm."

Hmmm, if arrested this would bring on a whole new meaning to the term "jail bird".


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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
11:32 a.m.: A caller reported two men were fighting on the 300 block of East 22nd Street. The caller said one was on drugs and the other didn’t fight back.

So wouldn't it really be one man was fighting himself if the other didn't fight back?
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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
6:09 p.m.: A caller reported a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old with backpacks girl stole goods from the Dollar Tree, 2691 N. Tracy Blvd.

Was the girl in the backpack or was the backpack a girl?
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written by Nicki , August 25, 2008
10:50 p.m.: A caller reported someone behind the wheel of a red Honda was “swerving all over the road” and crossing double yellow lines near Corral Hollow and Linne roads, but police could not find the car.

It was determined later that the person "behind the wheel" was only trying to get back into the car.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
11:09 p.m.: A man called police after his 13- and 14-year-old kids reported seeing a man with a handgun in his waistband at Alden Park, 500 Sequoia Blvd. The caller and his friend watched the man, who sat down on a bench near the playground. Police talked to him and found no gun.

This is why kids should go to school on Saturdays to.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
10:20 p.m.: An alleged shoplifter was taken into custody at Save Mart, 1950 W. 11th St.

Does Save Mart have it's own jail now to?!
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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"1:45 p.m.: A caller reported that a soccer player hit the caller in the face at Placencia Fields, 2200 Krohn Road. The caller was a referee. "

Arriving officers took a report and issued the soccer player a red card.


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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
9:06 p.m.: A caller reported a group of people who were “looking for trouble” tried to get inside the Tracy Community Center, 950 East St. They “scattered” when police were called.

See, kids need school all day and all night to stay out of and away from trouble. I have no problem with it. Any body else?
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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"6:51 p.m.: A caller reported someone broke into the caller’s vehicle and stole tools at the In-Shape Health Club, 101 N. Tracy Blvd."

After almost a week without an incident in the in shape parking lot it finally looks like their new back to school special is working out. "Sign up today and get one car or truck break in free"
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
9:06 p.m.: A caller reported a group of people who were “looking for trouble” tried to get inside the Tracy Community Center, 950 East St. They “scattered” when police were called.

It has to be kids. Adults don't scatter, they meander.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
"written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"1:45 p.m.: A caller reported that a soccer player hit the caller in the face at Placencia Fields, 2200 Krohn Road. The caller was a referee. "

Arriving officers took a report and issued the soccer player a red card".

Oh yes.... the RED CARD.

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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"4:56 p.m.: Two men ran out on a $50 bill at Denny’s. 3718 N. Tracy Blvd."

Investigators are still trying to determine how two people rang up a $50.00 bill on the Denny's lunch menu.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
8:54 p.m.: A woman reported a burglary on the 1700 block of Foxtail Drive, and something something somethingand apparently the woman’s fiancé walked through the house with a handgun to make sure no one was still insideand something. Police told the fiancé to leave the gun on a table and put the bullets by the door so he’s unarmed when they arrived. Something something.Police surmised the woman might have interrupted the suspects when she arrived home.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
5:29 p.m.: A woman was arrested on an outstanding warrant from Santa Clara County after a caller reported a 21-year-old was beating up the caller.

Like uh, what happened to the beater upper?
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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"8:49 p.m.: A caller reported a neighbor’s young child broke a window and the kid’s parents agreed to pay for the damage at the Chesapeake Bay Apartments, 2941 W. Lowell Ave."

Officers later explained to mrs Johnson that she would normaly look to call the police when someone "DOES NOT" agree to pay for something they damage.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
1 p.m.: A man from the 600 block of Alden Glen Drive reported that his “ex” scratched his car, then came to his window and told him she’d do it again unless he came outside.

Was the car itchy.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
2:31 p.m.: A caller 4600 block of Whirlaway Lane reported someone broke into the caller’s brother’s car while the brother was out of town. The caller said a handprint was inside the car and on a window.

Now who doesn't have hand prints, dog nose prints and butt prints on their windows?
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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"10:29 p.m.: A caller reported that his 17-year-old nephew broke into the caller’s house on the 300 block of East Lowell Avenue. The man said the nephew, who can’t read or write, broke down his door last Saturday when he busted into the house to take cigarette butts, and the caller wants police to talk to him. "

Arriving officers immediately were cearly concerned that not being able to read or write was not the extent of the young man's issues. Having commited a breaking and entering only to steal cigarette butts, there is growing concern that once the boy finds out that cigarettes also come with the tobacco in addition to just butts, who knows what that youngerster may be capable of.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
SATURDAY SCHOOL!!!
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written by LAM , August 25, 2008
3:40 p.m.: A caller on the 3200 block of Buthmann Avenue reported two young guys in a vacant house banging stuff around. They told the caller they were looking for a place to live, and police issued a citation to one of them.

Always thrash a home to see if it is fit for living.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
12:35 p.m.: A caller reported finding an ATM card at the Farmer’s Market at Central Avenue and 10th Street. The company that owned the card required it be destroyed, police said.

Should tell the caller to destroy theirs first to see how hard it is to replace one of those things. Couldn't this honest,(obviously) person just get an address and return the card, geez.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
written by LAM , August 25, 2008
3:40 p.m.: A caller on the 3200 block of Buthmann Avenue reported two young guys in a vacant house banging stuff around. They told the caller they were looking for a place to live, and police issued a citation to one of them.

Always thrash a home to see if it is fit for living.

Not again, can't they just take my word for it!
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
3:40 a.m.: Someone from a tow truck company called police after the tow-truck driver showed up to tow a car at Byron and Grant Line roads but couldn’t wake up the driver of the car that was going to be towed.

WHEW!
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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"9:50 p.m.: A man on the 100 block of East Seventh Street reported that his girlfriend slapped his glasses off him. He said she refused to give him his glasses or his bike back."

Having confirmed that the girlfriend did indeed smack the man's glasses clean off his face and take his bicycle, they were left with no choice other than revoking the caller's "Man Card"
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written by briandub , August 25, 2008
7:26 p.m.: A woman on the 700 block of Forecast Lane reported that a large dog got inside her home and started to bark at her after she left a sliding glass door open. She said her daughter was stuck inside her bedroom before the dog’s owner showed up and took it home.

Police later issued the dog a citation for "barking and entering"
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written by reptlian , August 25, 2008
"12:05 a.m.: Police arrested 30-year-old man on suspicion of drunken driving at Burger King, 3220 N. Tracy Blvd."

Darn it!! I told the 'King' he can't always have it his way... but he just won't listen.
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written by Annie Snyder , August 26, 2008
written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"9:50 p.m.: A man on the 100 block of East Seventh Street reported that his girlfriend slapped his glasses off him. He said she refused to give him his glasses or his bike back."

Having confirmed that the girlfriend did indeed smack the man's glasses clean off his face and take his bicycle, they were left with no choice other than revoking the caller's "Man Card"

Oh my gosh! Briandub! I am still laughing! That was very good. You are so witty! You always crack me up. Just reading that police blotter I was grinning, but your rewrite was awesome.
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written by Annie Snyder , August 26, 2008
8:11 p.m.: Police arrested a man on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs after a caller complained the he had been circling the parking lot Extended Stay America, 2526 Pavilion Pkwy, for three hours, giving customers dirty looks. He was booked into San Joaquin County Jail in French Camp.

Probably just looking for a place to sleep for the night. Those suckers at the hotel had to pay for a bed! Yeah, he was drunk, drunk with his own clever manipulation.
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written by fortheunderdog , August 26, 2008
"written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
9:06 p.m.: A caller reported a group of people who were “looking for trouble” tried to get inside the Tracy Community Center, 950 East St. They “scattered” when police were called.

It has to be kids. Adults don't scatter, they meander."

This is a good one mndc but if I could add to this..."we don't meander with our walkers, we GLIDE".

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written by fortheunderdog , August 26, 2008
"written by briandub , August 25, 2008
7:26 p.m.: A woman on the 700 block of Forecast Lane reported that a large dog got inside her home and started to bark at her after she left a sliding glass door open. She said her daughter was stuck inside her bedroom before the dog’s owner showed up and took it home.

Police later issued the dog a citation for "barking and entering"

Good one! Wish I would have thought of it.

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written by fortheunderdog , August 26, 2008
"written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"1:45 p.m.: A caller reported that a soccer player hit the caller in the face at Placencia Fields, 2200 Krohn Road. The caller was a referee. "

Arriving officers took a report and issued the soccer player a red card."

IT'S A POWER PLAY!


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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 26, 2008
written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 25, 2008
9:06 p.m.: A caller reported a group of people who were “looking for trouble” tried to get inside the Tracy Community Center, 950 East St. They “scattered” when police were called.

It has to be kids. Adults don't scatter, they meander."

This is a good one mndc but if I could add to this..."we don't meander with our walkers, we GLIDE".

tennis balls

smilies/cheesy.gif meander, shuffle, glide...as fast as it gets huh? The slow ones get caught first!
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written by briandub , August 26, 2008
"written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"written by briandub , August 25, 2008
7:26 p.m.: A woman on the 700 block of Forecast Lane reported that a large dog got inside her home and started to bark at her after she left a sliding glass door open. She said her daughter was stuck inside her bedroom before the dog’s owner showed up and took it home.

Police later issued the dog a citation for "barking and entering"

Good one! Wish I would have thought of it. "



Yes. this one was more your style, but I couldnt resist. It just came to me.
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written by briandub , August 26, 2008
"written by Annie Snyder , August 25, 2008
written by briandub , August 25, 2008
"9:50 p.m.: A man on the 100 block of East Seventh Street reported that his girlfriend slapped his glasses off him. He said she refused to give him his glasses or his bike back."

Having confirmed that the girlfriend did indeed smack the man's glasses clean off his face and take his bicycle, they were left with no choice other than revoking the caller's "Man Card"

Oh my gosh! Briandub! I am still laughing! That was very good. You are so witty! You always crack me up. Just reading that police blotter I was grinning, but your rewrite was awesome. "

Thank you Annie. My parents have been saying for years that I need to do something with my education. But all I can seem to leverage is my "class clown" award at this point.

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written by Concerned Parents , August 26, 2008
12:05 a.m.: Police arrested 30-year-old man on suspicion of drunken driving at Burger King, 3220 N. Tracy Blvd.

He told the police that he was not drunk but was indeed the king and was just looking for his "throne."
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written by Concerned Parents , August 26, 2008
written by fortheunderdog , August 25, 2008
"10:29 p.m.: A caller reported that his 17-year-old nephew broke into the caller’s house on the 300 block of East Lowell Avenue. The man said the nephew, who can’t read or write, broke down his door last Saturday when he busted into the house to take cigarette butts, and the caller wants police to talk to him."

Hey Concerned Parents,

Could this be the guy sitting in-front-of the Great Plate with a jar of mustard?

FTUD-It must be or it's his evil twin. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by Concerned Parents , August 26, 2008
3:52 p.m.: A caller from the Texas Roadhouse, 2422 Naglee Road, reported a burglary.

And he demanded his steak be returned to him at once!
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written by Concerned Parents , August 26, 2008
11:32 a.m.: A caller reported two men were fighting on the 300 block of East 22nd Street. The caller said one was on drugs and the other didn’t fight back.

The one that didn't fight back also had no pulse and was not breathing, he was taken to In-Shape for some cardio-workouts but was stolen from a car in the parking lot.
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written by GTkitkats , August 27, 2008
cheezburgers!!!!!!!
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , August 27, 2008
man card smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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