Tracy Press

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written by k.l .vosburg , May 16, 2008

"we'll even throw in a couple-a jets, some blue screammers, a bunch of fizzy wheels and a draft pick, to be named later. .."

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written by Commentator , May 16, 2008

I would also add "I know you guys are friends with the Bin Laden family and are of the same Sunni Sect of Islam and all too but... I'll throw in some more bombs, missiles, jets and some tanks for you guys too!"
"And you know what? you guys can go to our stockmarket and throw some of the money you're makin in our food and commodities and oil stocks so you can double your money!"
"You see it's a win win situation for us because you make money and I make money from oil sales and oil stocks while the workin people work their hearts away just to ge to work!"

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written by k.l .vosburg , May 16, 2008

Welcome another lucrative contract for Halleburton.

"Sum-mor purple twizzle-fizters,
or howz a-bout a couple-a cases of dinky doodles?"

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written by k.l .vosburg , May 16, 2008

Good point "Commentator"; Didn't the Sunni's (under the determentation to keep us safe) make-out on "the Food for Oil" scam?

"More pink fuzzy-gumpers"?

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written by amy , May 16, 2008

Maybe Bush added, "We won't buy oil from Venenzuela even if it was offered to us in barrels made of gold!" Bush looks good in his "golden" boots. Just kidding!

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written by k.l .vosburg , May 16, 2008

More "Bushed" foreign policy Amy, thanks.

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written by Commentator , May 18, 2008

Then he added, "We'll make a deal right now so people won't be so mad at me and make it seem like I really mean to help the workin' people of America!" "Oh 147 a barrell it is! and go ahead and start buying ur stocks now so you can double ur money on energy!"
"Hey don't forget to buy stocks from Exxon and Chevron!","Don't worry will still sell you guys gas from American companies in ur country at LESS THAN 50CENTS A GALLON!"