Comments for Police Log at http://tracypress.com , comment 1 to 89 out of 20 comments http://tracypress.com Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:37:36 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-58218 Concerned Parents, Sounds like you've got a lot of stuff hanging around the house. - fortheunderdog Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:22:30 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57742 Sloth for sale anyone interested? - Concerned Parents Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:48:47 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57729 Reasons computers must be male They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. The lights are on but nobody's home. - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:15:21 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57726 The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE: As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it. - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:14:30 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57725 California Crazy Law Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. Bathhouses are against the law. In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Women may not drive in a house coat. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:14:19 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57722 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?" - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:06:24 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57720 A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers." - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:05:19 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57719 "written by Concerned Parents , August 06, 2008 Where is the new Police log/blotter? Hopefully it's missing due to a lack of crime." I've been wondering about the police log/blotter too. Maybe it's going to be in the delivered paper only now because someone is making a stink over our re-writing? Oh well, we'll just have to re-write the stories then. Either way, I can find humor in just about everything. :D - fortheunderdog Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:37:06 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57717 "1:16 a.m.: A man reported a single gunshot coming from the direction of MacDonald Park and believed the shooter was walking down Central Avenue with a white guitar. " What? Antonio Banderos sighted in Tracy! - briandub Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:32:19 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57714 that would great huh Concerned Parents....we are going to have to start telling our personal drama....it would proubly make for more laughs!!!! - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:23:25 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57711 Our real name just happens to be concerned parents. ;D :D :P Where is the new Police log/blotter? Hopefully it's missing due to a lack of crime. - Concerned Parents Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:16:40 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57710 Good Afternoon All....so I was reading the blog and just to answer a few question,s, yes I am mexican-american...I am female and yes I am a kind person ;). I love reading all the add on's to the stories you guys and gals are pretty fun.Yes we make mistakes wen we write sometimes and don't realize how bad it sounded or what a bad idea it was until all is said and done, but my mom has always told me not to knock someone for what they have done unless you are certain that you won't do it ( nothing is certain in life ) and I tell my own kids the same thing wen they have some thing negative to say about another.... - mexican4life Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:14:04 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57671 Thanks, Hugs! -amy - amy Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:12:32 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57669 Everyone will make a mistake in their life, just learn from it. No scolding here, even I make mistakes. :o - fortheunderdog Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:08:03 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57663 Yes, I agree it is deceitful and not going to justify what I did. Yes, going to keep amy. Too many developers with their fingers in Tracy's City Pot. Crowding the Tracyites out, it seems. Thanks for the gentle scolding, I deserved it. -amy - amy Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:42:02 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57660 amy, You're not going to hear the last it and I think you know who I'm talking about that will continue to bring this up. It's kind of like what's going to happen "if" the water park is built by "those who bribe". They will continue to bring up the donated water park for more perks. Read the paragraph on what Mike Souza said about the Grand Theatre. It's something that's going to be repeated over-and-over until they get what they want. There is no difference here. I use one "name" only as there is no need to use another. Besides, using another alias is just plain deceitful. So just use amy, even if it's not your real name. My real name is not "fortheunderdog". :D - fortheunderdog Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:37:07 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57635 Yes, and I came clean, and had apologized. -amy - amy Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:20:39 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57617 Yes justin, it was a drag when it happened at it's over with now. - maybenotdumBcommenT Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:53:47 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57613 I hate to be a drag but the last several posts are pretty much pointless and are hindering the humor that makes this thread fun! - Justin281gt Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:16:47 +0100 http://tracypress.com/content/view/15414/2255/#comment-57610 bla, read it again. amy assumed someones name and passed her self off as them. Not right. Then she told me. Stupid and trickery. Especially after I was crucified for my earlier comments that she and others such as ftud didn't like. I don't think I can be clearer then that. ... written by amy , August 05, 2008 See, I posed as isthistrue? It got more kind response from you. Everything I posted as isthistrue? is not attacking you either. It spreads out kindness. Now that thisistrue? is no longer, but remember there are people with kindness out there and I am using this character after the kind person I took care of and his spirit is indominable.We could learn from him? God bless you, spread your kind words, under your real name or ficitonal name. Isthistrue? is the way the patient would have spoken, he was a retired minister. He passed away two months after his massive stroke. Prior to that he had mini strokes and he is so strong in his spirit. His family ralied around him to the very end. Is that what everyone wants, also, at their end? Bless the patient who inspired me so to spread word of kindess on his part before his passing. Thank you. -amy And now amy is getting some b*lls because oh poor her. Anyone can use any name. BUT SHE TOOK A PREVIOUS WELL KNOWN BLOGGERS NAME WHO DIED A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. I myself have other aliases but I didn't trick someone with them. Rest in peace isthistrue. - maybenotdumBcommenT Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:43:19 +0100