Hello Jim F
And very much thanks for a mighty fine offer. Not quite sure what all our mutual interests are other than pointing out what appears to be a kinda queer and funny contradiction--no harm no foul. The merits of your signs are not a battle for I as it shall be left to you and maybenot to hash out. The AMAZN AZZN was more caught up in incongruity of fighting crime yet propogating stealing, which lead to an uproarious laugh for both us. Although have to admit now that the proverbial cats is outta the hats; wus up with that??
As it were, the gurlfriend and I chose to have fish tacos on this particular evening because of--GET THIS--a sign
So, sumpthin you wrote kinda touched me:
"This is a riot, I didn't realize so many knew so much about me. I guess all publicity is good publicity."
Friend, as a marketing professional let me convey to yus in NO uncertain terms more people than you will ever know or think know about you AND there is such a thing as bad buplicity, which you are doing very well at it. You need to put yerself and yer business in best possible lights at all times, which includes subordinating some of your thoughts and needs to be heard (The AMAZN AZZN is laughing her beautiful arse off at me and that last comment

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Good luck with the pitza joynt.
IMHO