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OK, it seems I am first today. smilies/wink.gif
"Someone caught a man on his back patio eating cigarette butts after he had finished off two jars of mustard. The caller at 4:11 p.m. Tuesday said the man had been warned several times not to trespass, but that he keeps returning to the patio on the 2700 block of Naglee Road. Police said the man may be arrested for trespassing if he doesn’t stop."
Stop what? Trespassing or eating cigarette butts with mustard? Even the grouchiest person can see the humor here I hope. smilies/wink.gif
Dave Hardesty
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written by Dave Hardesty , July 30, 2008
Oh, almost missed it. How can you tresspass if you are sitting on your own patio? The caller's patio or the man's own patio? Perhaps it's the caller who should be warned. smilies/wink.gif
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written by Dave Hardesty , July 30, 2008
“7:09 a.m.: A caller said someone stole the catalytic converter from his car as it was parked at the Park and Ride, 2650 Naglee Road. He refused to file a report and said he’d called just to let police know that it was the second time the device was stolen from his car in that area.”
Yep, he sure did. And I was standing right next to him when he told the policeman checking out the park-&-ride early this morning while the rest of you were sleeping.
Dave Hardesty
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
Someone caught a man on his back patio eating cigarette butts after he had finished off two jars of mustard. The caller at 4:11 p.m. Tuesday said the man had been warned several times not to trespass, but that he keeps returning to the patio on the 2700 block of Naglee Road. Police said the man may be arrested for trespassing if he doesn’t stop.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
1:56 p.m.: A man whistled at a woman and her friend, and when they turned to look, they saw that he was masturbating near the railroad tracks by Schulte Road and Sycamore Parkway.
Never turn to look at a train whistle.
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
9:41 p.m.: A tall, heavy, tattooed man was walking around the swimming pool without a shirt in the Redbridge subdivision. Security said he’s been given a warning for trespassing in the past.
He had just left the train tracks @ Schulte.
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
2:17 a.m.: Police arrested three men and a woman after they stole beer from Quick Stop, 1153 Lincoln Blvd., and then took off running. Police caught up with them seven minutes into the chase.
They would have gotten away if he darn keg wouldn't have been full!
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
The....
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written by amy , July 30, 2008
2:45 a.m.: A man was seen drunkenly punching a church sign near Ninth Street and Metcalf Court.
What did it say to him? Did it say...."Stop visiting the bars?"smilies/wink.gif
-amy
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
12:48 a.m.: Police saw four young guys tapping with a baseball bat on the window of the shuttered Grantline Market, 504 W. Grant Line Road.
Was the window shuttered or shattered?
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written by amy , July 30, 2008
9:41 p.m.: A tall, heavy, tattooed man was walking around the swimming pool without a shirt in the Redbridge subdivision. Security said he’s been given a warning for trespassing in the past.
Usually people don't wear shirts to go swimming?
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written by Former Tracyite , July 30, 2008
Someone caught a man on his back patio eating cigarette butts after he had finished off two jars of mustard. The caller at 4:11 p.m. Tuesday said the man had been warned several times not to trespass, but that he keeps returning to the patio on the 2700 block of Naglee Road. Police said the man may be arrested for trespassing if he doesn’t stop.
Do you suppose the person writing the blotter has decided to have a little fun? Just seems to crazy to be true. LOL
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
Your turn FTUD.
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written by DO IT AGAIN , July 30, 2008
Well we can all see why our unemployment rate is so high, look at all the idiots that have left comments above! This is not Monster or hotjobs! employers are not looking for morons. A word of wisdom.........hurry and find a job before you spend all your money and can't pay the internet bill, or we may be reading about a loser on the 2300 block of 23rd St. who lost their job, ran out of money and jump off their roofing trying to commit suicide cause their didn't pay their internet bill and could not leave dumb comments on the Tracy press.
How that for some funny stuff?
hahahahahahahaha
Bring on the fury
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
Gee Do it Again, looks like you're on here too writing a rather lengthy comment as well. Personally we are self employed and not looking for jobs but even if we were chances are there would be a few breaks involved. 2300 23rd St.? probably not a great idea to publish your address on this site Do It Again.
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written by bla , July 30, 2008
Hey do it again, thanks for your witty sense of humor. I got a good chuckle out of that one. smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
Dang, leave for a late lunch and come back to see all the good ones are taken. smilies/grin.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"9:41 p.m.: A tall, heavy, tattooed man was walking around the swimming pool without a shirt in the Redbridge subdivision. Security said he’s been given a warning for trespassing in the past."
Are they sure it's a tattoo and NOT a shirt?
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
DO IT AGAIN,
Are you related to.........? Nah! smilies/shocked.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"7:32 p.m.: A couple 8- or 9-year-olds used zip ties to cut the circulation off the hands of a 6-year-old on the 900 block of West Ninth Street, a caller reported."
6 yr old, bleeding profusely from wound, saved by 8 and 9 yr old friends who use zip ties to slow circulation.
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written by DO IT AGAIN , July 30, 2008
BLA
Thanks for taking it the right way, on the other hand looks like Concerned Parents is a little upset over my comment.........wonder why, can it be that the truth hurts? Miss self employed looks like the company is not doing so well if you have time time to leave as many comments as you have!!! I too run my own ship. As far as the address goes dont fool yourself, dont live in that area. But if you want to take a drive in your SUV and find me there, go for it. Just look out for the KID WEARING ALL RED!
Another one in the bank!
Please try and come at me with something worth my time.
And remember the your reactions proves the thruth hurts. smilies/grin.gif
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written by DO IT AGAIN , July 30, 2008
truth......
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"7:09 a.m.: A caller said someone stole the catalytic converter from his car as it was parked at the Park and Ride, 2650 Naglee Road. He refused to file a report and said he’d called just to let police know that it was the second time the device was stolen from his car in that area."
Victim of catalytic converter theft reports another theft of same vehicle that was involved catalytic converter stolen the day before. This time possible witness Dave Hardesty was present when the police arrived. Officer angry that he had to take a report as he was just about to end midnight shift.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"Just look out for the KID WEARING ALL RED!"
I knew it!!! DO IT AGAIN is a Norteno! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"2:45 a.m.: A man was seen drunkenly punching a church sign near Ninth Street and Metcalf Court.
And since it was committed to a church sign I'd have to assume it turned the other cheek.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"2:17 a.m.: Police arrested three men and a woman after they stole beer from Quick Stop, 1153 Lincoln Blvd., and then took off running. Police caught up with them seven minutes into the chase."
After they were caught, it was determined that they had each had a can of beer while they were running. Quik Stop retained the remaining 2 cans.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"12:48 a.m.: Police saw four young guys tapping with a baseball bat on the window of the shuttered Grantline Market, 504 W. Grant Line Road."
They just wanted to ask Johnny if he wanted to play some BB.
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written by bla , July 30, 2008
Now this is what I am talking about... Finally something interesting to read. Too funny! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"Someone caught a man on his back patio eating cigarette butts after he had finished off two jars of mustard. The caller at 4:11 p.m. Tuesday said the man had been warned several times not to trespass, but that he keeps returning to the patio on the 2700 block of Naglee Road. Police said the man may be arrested for trespassing if he doesn’t stop."
Hey, someone get ahold of that guy and send him to the front of the Great Plate. For a jar of mustard that guy'll clean up their sidewalk. smilies/wink.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"10:53 a.m.: A woman said she wants police to help her convince her son to stop taking his pet pit bull to her house on the 800 block of West Sixth Street."
6 yr old denied entrance into his house with the family pet.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"Tracy police responded to 223 calls for service Tuesday. The following is a sample of those reports:"
Hey, there are only 22 listings here, we want the other 201.
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written by DO IT AGAIN , July 30, 2008
You caught me McGruff the crime dog. Use should join the police dept! Im sure their a EOE. but worrie if you have to use a walker and can catch any one, you will fit in perfect with the rest of the dounut supporters. smilies/wink.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"11:05 a.m.: A caller said a couple has been living out of a white pickup with a camper shell outside Wal-Mart, 3010 W. Grant Line Road. The caller said that earlier in the day, the two pickup-dwellers were walking around in their underwear and that they wash their hair and shower outside the truck every day."
They have an outdoor shower??? Time for Wal-Mart to install a security camera under parking lot lamp #51.
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written by Former Tracyite , July 30, 2008
Hey, there are only 22 listings here, we want the other 201.
Oh the fun we could have with 201 more!
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written by Former Tracyite , July 30, 2008
You caught me McGruff the crime dog. Use should join the police dept! Im sure their a EOE. but worrie if you have to use a walker and can catch any one, you will fit in perfect with the rest of the dounut supporters.
Unfortunately, cannot understand a word of this. smilies/cool.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
DO IT AGAIN,
Join the police department? Are you kidding? I just retired from the police department.
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The only EOE help I'll need is being first in line at the AARP annual picnic. smilies/grin.gif
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written by Nicki , July 30, 2008
Someone caught a man on his back patio eating cigarette butts after he had finished off two jars of mustard. The caller at 4:11 p.m. Tuesday said the man had been warned several times not to trespass, but that he keeps returning to the patio on the 2700 block of Naglee Road. Police said the man may be arrested for trespassing if he doesn’t stop.
Didn't they use to (way back when) give you jars mustard to make you throw up? Seems like I remember that then again it could have been all the cigs. I smoked instead of ate.
Anyway thanks ftud, concerned parents, Dave and others for making me laugh.
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written by DO IT AGAIN , July 30, 2008
There is a shock, well have fun girl's and dont forget when MOMMY and DADDY ask you if you found a job yet today, tell thenm you were on the Tracy press all day looking but not yet. enjoy asking them for money so you can buy a 40oz loser's.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
Former Tracyite,
Here's translation: "You caught me McGruff, the crime dog. You should join the police department. I am sure they're an EOE agency. If you are having to use a walker, you won't catch anyone and you will fit in perfect with the rest of the police department if you eat donuts.
Whew! That was a tough one.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
Thanks Do IT AGAIN,
Your words of encouragement are uplifting to me, and I'm sure to all the others who are contributing here. We try to bring a little sunshine into this world. Please feel free to browse around and read all the comments. We thank you for your patronage and welcome you back anytime. Please feel free to take one of the pamphlets at the door on the way out.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
"Latest police blotter"
I can read between the lines here. The TP is wanting us to re-write funny comments by making the headline print bolder and adding another word to "Police Blotter". Way to go TP!
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , July 30, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA I like you DO IT AGAIN! These are the guys buying the 40 ouncers in the brown paper bag. I knew there idiotic comments had no merit. Sorry I was gone all day. I had things to tend to. Like a life. HAHAHAHAHA
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , July 30, 2008
Just put, "Oh, shut up" for me, from me, after you make a comment about my latest remark.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , July 30, 2008
ftud, you can make your own headlines bolder. Go to "view" and increase.
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
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written by fortheunderdog , July 30, 2008
Former Tracyite,
Here's translation: "You caught me McGruff, the crime dog. You should join the police department. I am sure they're an EOE agency. If you are having to use a walker, you won't catch anyone and you will fit in perfect with the rest of the police department if you eat donuts.
Whew! That was a tough one.
FTUD-are you in possession of a Norteno to English dictionary? You know the one with the red cover?
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written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
If so please look up a "40oz loser's" just curious, thanks.
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
I am no Norteno, but I think that Do It Again did not finish that sentence. He was obviously referring to something belonging to a tiny creature.
DIA, a 2 pound, 8 ounce loser's what?
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
1:56 p.m.: A man whistled at a woman and her friend, and when they turned to look, they saw that he was masturbating near the railroad tracks by Schulte Road and Sycamore Parkway.
Dang it! I miss everything!
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
9:41 p.m.: A tall, heavy, tattooed man was walking around the swimming pool without a shirt in the Redbridge subdivision. Security said he’s been given a warning for trespassing in the past.
Dang it! I need to get out more!
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
11:05 a.m.: A caller said a couple has been living out of a white pickup with a camper shell outside Wal-Mart, 3010 W. Grant Line Road. The caller said that earlier in the day, the two pickup-dwellers were walking around in their underwear and that they wash their hair and shower outside the truck every day.
There, but for the grace of God, go I. Nothing funny here.
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written by amy , July 31, 2008
Welcome aboard Annie Snyder! Glad to see you are brave enough to "incur wrath". None from me!
Good ones!
Be ready with your explanation, it will be necessary to protect yourself!!! smilies/wink.gif
-amy
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
I ain't scared o' no wrath!
Seriously, if people have nothing better to do than be hostile to a thin, middle aged woman then I feel sorry for them. Plus, I don't take anyone seriously if they can't spell or punctuate well.
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written by Former Tracyite , July 31, 2008
I like you Annie! That was seriously funny stuff.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
"written by Concerned Parents , July 30, 2008
If so please look up a "40oz loser's" just curious, thanks."
I couldn't find anything under "40oz loser's" but I did find maybenotdumBcommenT's name under "400 lb loser".
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
Welcome aboard Annie Snyder!! You-know-who is going to start bashing you too. Hang on to your hat because I'm sure you'll hear something sometime today from the person who doesn't approve of our writings but takes the time to read them all and comment. Can you say "busy body"? smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
For maybenotnicecommenT, (a.k.a. maybenotdumBcommenT)
Here is the reply I had for DO IT AGAIN. I feel it is appropriate for you also.
"Your words of encouragement are uplifting to me, and I'm sure to all the others who are contributing here. We try to bring a little sunshine into this world. Please feel free to browse around and read all the comments. We thank you for your patronage and welcome you back anytime. Please feel free to take one of the pamphlets at the door on the way out."
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written by Former Tracyite , July 31, 2008
Well, DO ME AGAIN, I am officially unemployed as of today, so I will have all day to do this! My parents won't be worried, so I won't need to explain anything to them. I won't; however, be drinking any 40 ounce beers.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
Former Tracyite,
You crack me up. smilies/grin.gif
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written by DO IT AGAIN , July 31, 2008
written by Former Tracyite , July 31, 2008
Well, DO ME AGAIN, I am officially unemployed as of today, so I will have all day to do this! My parents won't be worried, so I won't need to explain anything to them. I won't; however, be drinking any 40 ounce beers.
Really I'm sorry to hear that! But review your prior comment, and that it may be a clue as to why your in the postion you are!
written by Former Tracyite , July 30, 2008
You caught me McGruff the crime dog. Use should join the police dept! Im sure their a EOE. but worrie if you have to use a walker and can catch any one, you will fit in perfect with the rest of the dounut supporters.
Unfortunately, cannot understand a word of this.
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written by Concerned Parents , July 31, 2008
Former Tracyite- Maybe this can become your new career-you are funny. Thinking Leno!
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written by Former Tracyite , July 31, 2008
DO ME AGAIN - the reason I wrote that comment was to make fun of all the spelling and grammatical errors contained in your statement. Did you ride the short bus and if so, did they require you wear a helmet too? smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
Thanks guys! I just started looking at the police blotter online last week. I usually wait until my paper comes to read it. You all crack me up! Once school starts I won't have much time for all these shenanigans. Yes! I do have a job. No 40's for me either!
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written by bla , July 31, 2008
I am not as quick witted as ya'll, but I certainly enjoy reading them. Thanks for the laughs. Sincerely, one of your supporters. smilies/wink.gif
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
DO IT AGAIN,
You should go back up a few comments and see who actually wrote the comment you're attributing Former Tracyite of writing.
"written by DO IT AGAIN , July 30, 2008
You caught me McGruff the crime dog. Use should join the police dept! Im sure their a EOE. but worrie if you have to use a walker and can catch any one, you will fit in perfect with the rest of the dounut supporters."
Do you have short term memory loss? YOU WROTE IT!!!
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Former Tracyite was having trouble deciphering your use of the English(?) language so I cleaned up your mess. Here it is again for you to peruse. Hopefully you'll be a fast learner and pick-up the English language so you'll be able to better put your thoughts into words. If you are unable to pick up on it I've got the address for Barnes and Noble where you can purchase a dictionary.
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
Translation:
"Here's translation: "You caught me McGruff, the crime dog. You should join the police department. I am sure they're an EOE agency. If you are having to use a walker, you won't catch anyone and you will fit in perfect with the rest of the police department if you eat donuts."
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written by fortheunderdog , July 31, 2008
DO IT AGAIN....There's also a phone number you can call to help you in your writing skills. 1(800)E-N-G-L-I-S-H smilies/wink.gif
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written by Annie Snyder , July 31, 2008
See, now I would have looked like a whimp because I would not have replied to DIA's last comment. I thought it spoke for itself. It was odd.
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written by maybenotdumBcommenT , July 31, 2008
At least I'm not the only one that notice the juvenile behavior.
My cat was ripped apart by two big dogs years ago. It made the papers here. I ways back I was given a kitten that some boy tied rubber bands around her feet. She chewed her own toe off. My sister was run over by a truck that missed her stomach by a couple inches. Made the paper. My father had a seizure and sheared an electrical pole in half, the wires were holding the top of the pole on the broken part of the bottom. He lived thru it. It made the paper.
None of them where reported that way.
The first cat died from shock, must have been the ten in gash in his hide the dogs ripped open. The second cat is still with us and she is 15 years old. My sister was in traction for a month and a body cast for three months, and she was barely 11 years old. She had to learn to walk all over again. My father was in intensive care for months, kept almost dieing on us.
Thank God I have compassion for these people.
Annie, you could have taken up knitting. Crowd mentality is very low here. I think I'll call the news and let them have a look at our fine citizens of Tracy.
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